You Can't Make This Up

I am going to be honest with you, I have written about 5 different "hey, welcome back!" statements to open this blog post and each one is more awkward than the first. There is just no good way of kicking these types of things off. Instead I will just say welcome to my barely functioning blog where I tend to ramble on about things that are pretty much only relevant to me, but hope you can find some similarity or hilarity in said ramblings about my life. As I hit publish today, Saturday, September 8th I celebrate my 1 year Diaversary. If you're unaware of the full backstory, here is a short summary: a whole 365 days ago I was diagnosed with the never-any-fun autoimmune disease better known as  Type 1 Diabetes. This is not the same kind of diabetes your Aunt Ruth has that she cured with cinnamon (unless your Aunt Ruth's pancreas actually doesn't work. And if she did indeed invest in some cinnamon voodoo magic that cured her, please give her my contact information)...